Dark Mistress Anika's Ramblings

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  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid down

  • God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
  • Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
  • God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
  • God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
  • Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
  • God: Dafuq is that?
  • Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
  • Benedict: I'm Smaug in the Hobbit, I'm in Star Trek: Into the Darkness, and I play Sherlock, I think I'd get torn limb from limb if I went to Comic Con.

bbc-booknerd12888:

gunslingerannie:

gentle-insomnia:

It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.

It annoys me how if you’re good at Art or Music you’re “super talented” and “special” and “creative” but if you’re good at Science or Maths you’re a nerd.

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riddle-my-hiddles:

beware-the-boredom:

sherlockpins:

Omg

….wait.

hold up

(Source: just-mimimi)

annyskod:

‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’

You didn’t even try,Sherlock.

americanninjax:

Now see I finally understand that I’ve been using the treadmill wrong all these years.

Reblog this if it applies to you.

I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

(Source: a-story-of-the-lost)

johnlocknessmonster:

heysammy:

heysammy:

i think i’d like for cas to get the anti possession tattoo between his shoulder blades

or alternatively this

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shit I want that on ME

naesnark:

genderterrorist:

OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO HORRIBLY PERFECT

I LOVE IT